Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 535 Points
Medals Earned: 4/50 (20/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (85/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 11/14 (265/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 3/40 (15/230 points)
Open the first present!
Open the eighth present!
Witness the Day of the Little Candles
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the thirty-second present!
Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door
Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)
Open all the presents